Bond Quotes III

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

M: Tell him to pull out!

(Bond and girl in the snowy mountains in the teaser. Bond is about to leave on skis)
Russian Lady Agent: But James, I need you!
Bond: So does England!

Bond: The lady will have a... Bacardi on the rocks.
Anya: For the gentleman, Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred.
Bond: Touché.

Bond: Oh, thanks for deserting me back there.
Anya: Every woman for herself, remember?
Bond: Well, after all, you did save my life. Thank you.
Anya: We all make mistakes, Mr. Bond.

(Q gives Bond the Lotus, and Bond is ready to drive off)
Q: I want to to take good care of this equipment. There is one or two rather...
Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q: (slamming the door) Frequently!

Bond: Maybe I misjudged Stromberg. Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.

(Bond is having a tender moment with a girl in a log cabin)
Log cabin girl: Oh James, I cannot find the words.
Bond: Well, let me try and enlarge your vocabulary.


Moonraker (1979)

Hugo Drax: Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?
Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me.

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

Hugo Drax: Take good care of Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.

Bond: (pushes Drax into an airlock) Take a giant step for mankind.

Jaws: Well, here's to us.

Drax: Desolated, Mister Bond?
Bond: (Bond shoots Drax in the heart with a poison dart) Heartbroken, Mister Drax.

Drax: You have arrived at a propitious moment, coincident with your country's one indisputable contribution to Western civilisation - afternoon tea. May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?

Hugo Drax: Mr Bond, you appear wih the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.


For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Blofeld: Mr Bond! Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I'll buy you a delicatessen in stainless steel! Please!
James Bond: Alright keep your hair on.
Blofeld: Put me down! put me down!
James Bond: Oh you want to get off?
Blofeld (Falling inside a smoke stack): Mr Boooooooooonnnnddddddddddd!

(A shark comes swimming out of a wreck)
Bond: I hope he was dining alone.

(Bond is walking into a church and into the confession booth.
Bond: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007.

Bond: (to Bibi) You get your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.


Octopussy (1983)

Vijay: Is he still there?
Q: You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't see him till dawn!

(Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon)
Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q: It goes by hot air.
Bond: Oh, then you can.

Bond: So does he have a proposition for me or do you?
Magda: He suggest a trade. The egg... for your life.
Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up, but isn't that a little high?

(After Bond has escaped)
Khamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.

(Confronting James Bond)
Kamal Khan: You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving.
Bond: Well, you know what they say about the fittest.


A View to a Kill (1985)

Max Zorin: Anyone else one want to drop out?

(Stacey Sutton falls when she hears the bomb.)
Stacey Sutton: James! (yelling) James!
(Zorin's blimp is heading to snatch her)
Bond: Stacey, Stacey, behind you! Look out!
Stacey: James!
(Zorin snatches her in)
Zorin: Pull her in!
(Bond jumps and grabs onto the mooring rope)
Scarpine: Ship's nose is heavy, he must be on the mooring rope.

(Zorin's zeppelin heading towards the Golden Gate bridge while Bond was hanging on the mooring rope.)
Max Zorin: This will hurt him more than me! (laughter)
(Bond got hit while he tied the rope on the Golden Gate Bridge making the blimp to lose power.)
Max Zorin: More, more power!

Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.
Fire Captain: Yeah, and I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest.