Bond Quotes V

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Die Another Day (2002)

Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look!
Q: Hmm... still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

Miranda Frost: He'll light the fuse on any explosive situation, and be a danger to himself and others.
James Bond: The same person who set me up then has just set me up again to get Zao out, so I'm going after him!

James Bond: Do you believe in bad luck?
Jinx: Let's just say my relationships don't seem to last.
James Bond: Hmm... I know the feeling.

Graves: You only get one shot at life. Why waste it on sleep?

Miranda Frost: Remember, I know all about you, 007. Sex for dinner, death for breakfast. Well, it's not gonna work with me.
James Bond: No?
Miranda Frost: No.

Graves: You see, Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny.
(Bond pulls Graves's parachute tag)
James Bond:Time to face gravity!

Mr. Kil: I'm Mister Kil.
James Bond: Well, there's a name to die for.

James Bond: You burned me, and now you want my help?
M: What did you expect, an apology?

Graves: Oh, look! Parachutes for the both of us!
Graves (throwing one of the parachutes out): Whoops! Not any more!

James Bond: I know the rules. And number one is 'no deals'.

James Bond: Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
Miranda Frost: I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond.

Q: Forgive my mentioning it, 007, but a perfect marksman isn't really supposed to shoot his own boss.
James Bond: Check the replay. You'll find he's dead and she's only got a flesh wound.

(At the party in the ice palace of Gustav Graves)
James Bond: Vodka martini. Plenty of ice, if you can spare it.

James Bond:What are you? CIA?
Jinx:NSA. Hello? We're on the same side.
James Bond:That doesn't mean we're after the same thing.
Jinx:Sure it does. World peace, unconditional love, and your little friend with the expensive acne.

James Bond:Zao?
Jinx:Yeah, Zao.

M: Knowing who to trust is everything in this business.

Jinx:Giacinta Johnson. My friends call me Jinx.
James Bond:My friends call me James Bond.

Graves: What a wonderful day to become a knight.

Mr. Krug: What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheelchair!
James Bond:No? (hits Mr. Krug so he's unconscious)
James Bond:You do now.

Graves: So when I arranged for that fatal overdose for the true victor at Sydney, I won myself my very own MI6 agent, using everything at my disposal - her brains, her talent, even her sex.
James Bond: The coldest weapon of all.

Zao:Who sent you?
Jinx: Your mama. And she told me to tell you she's really disappointed in you.

James Bond:I see you don't chase dreams, you live them.
Graves: One of the virtues of never sleeping, Mr. Bond. I have to live my dreams. Besides, plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.

(tied up, with lasers rotating around her)
Jinx: Switch it off! Or I'm gonna be half the girl I used to be!

James Bond:So you live to die another day.

Zao: Why do you want to kill me?
Jinx: I thought it was the humane thing to do.

Miranda Frost: This is crazy. You're a double-O!
James Bond: It's only a number.

Gustav Graves: Are you a gambling man, Mr. Bond?
James Bond: If the stakes are right.

Falco: I hope nobody here is superstitious. That's one big mirror we're about to break.

Gustav Graves: Care to place a bet, Verity?
Verity: No thanks. I don't like cockfights.

James Bond: I'm after a North Korean.
Raoul: A tourist?
James Bond: A terrorist.

James Bond: I'm checkin' out. Thanks for the kiss of life.

Miranda Frost: Hah! I can read your every move!
Jinx:Read this! (stabs a knife with a duplicate of the book "The Art Of War" on it into Miranda Frost's stomach)
(Jinx kicks the knife even further into Miranda Frost's stomach)
Jinx: Bitch!

James Bond: (to Zao) You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
(Zao hits Bond in the stomach.)
Zao: How's that for a punch line?

Miranda Frost: I take it Mr Bond has been explaining his big bang theory to you?
Jinx: Yeah, I think I got the thrust of it.

Q: ...target seeking shotguns to shoot down mobile objects. Why don't you acquaint yourself with the manual. You should be able to shoot through that in a few hours. (Q hands the manual to Bond who throws it up, making the target shooting shotguns shoot it down).
Bond: Only took a few seconds Q!


Casino Royale (2006)

[FROM TRAILER]
Dryden: Your profile shows no kills. Yet, to become a double-0, it takes...
Bond: Two.
Dryden: How did he die?
Bond: Your contact? Not well.
Dryden: You needn't worry, your second is...
[Bond shoots Dryden with silenced Walther P99]
Bond: Yes, considerably.

M: I knew it was too early to promote you.
Bond: Well I understand double-0's have a very short life expectancy.